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The great man at sunset and horse-drawn inventiveness

Monday

"It's time for Alexander to go, he's made great contribution but he's not part of the future for us,'' the great man reads.

He is sitting in his favourite place. At the desk made of wood salvaged from the ruins of Dili by a grateful Australian Defence Force. His greatest achievement.

The photos: him and Bill Cosby, him and Letterman.

In a room where his forbears had made great national decisions too: among them the great imponderable: Adelaide, why?

His eyes are drawn back to the report of his imminent retirement. He had tried a new type of leadership, one the country had obviously not been ready for.

Its loss.

One that combined his years of training in slapstick with his understanding and mastery of men and diplomacy the comedy of politics. They'd learn.

And he was sure the Greeks and Cypriots would appreciate his genius.

Tuesday

Two striking stories, striking in their not-quite-rightness.

The first has Nicole Kidman compiling CDs of husband Keith Urban and flautist Sir James Galway for her listening enjoyment while giving birth.

She's booked a hospital room in Nashville, Tennessee. It's said first impressions mean a lot. What will it mean for this child entering a world of country and flute music, what will the future hold?

And a story just next to Nicole's: The Gungahlin Drive Extension has won the Master Builders project of the year award. Conceived as a four-lane major road budgeted at $53 million, it ended up with two lanes at a final cost of $120 million.

A bit like the project, we'd best stop there.

Wednesday

Anybody who might have seen the British TV show Teachers will be starting to get a little concerned. The black comedy portrays a deeply dysfunctional high school run by, if it's possible, even more dysfunctional teachers. Education Minister Julia Gillard wants a marketing campaign to increase the number of students studying to become teachers. A British campaign along those lines was very successful, she says. The Brits used snappy catch phrases like "Use your head: teach". If the calibre of recruits bears any resemblance to the Teachers, school is about to get a lot more interesting.

Thursday

Most of us think the glory days of Aussie inventiveness are behind us, another alarming report suggests. This is absurd, of course, as evidence all around us of people's response to the new world order evidences.

Just one example: the end of horse flu is pronounced, meaning, with petrol the price it is these days, a revival of equine transport is just a sulky away from being pulled up the road. The Hansom cab is about to make a welcome return.

In the end, jumps racing doesn't need to be banned because there's more money in delivering milk of a morning than training that thoroughbred for the gallops.

Friday

"... and I predict that the return of horse-based transport will have a countervailing impact on the organic manure and composting industry,'' Professor Garnaut says at the National Press Club speech updating where he's heading on climate change predictions.

And, always one to set an example, after lunch he hitches up a chestnut gelding for the ride out to the airport.

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John McNamara
John McNamara is Day News Editor at The Canberra Times. Two years working for Labor in oppositon has left him with a warped mind. He was once considered a serious journalist.
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