His moves might be slow, but Dirk the Galapagos tortoise has proven himself to be quite the lady's man, after successfully breeding with a couple of females at a UK zoo.
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The 70-year-old is singlehandedly saving his species from extinction, having managed to father eight babies.
Appropriately named after fellow lady's man, Dirk Diggler from the movie Boogie Nights, the tortoise became a first-time father back in March 2022.
Back then, two babies were born from the eggs hatched by his 21-year-old mate, Charlie.
He then mated with Isabella, who hatched four eggs in July, before returning to his first love Charlie.
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Charlie laid another two eggs in September, bringing the geriatric father's baby total to eight newborns!
Dirk and his ladies live at Crocodiles of the World Zoo in Oxfordshire, England.
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The newborn tortoises represent a saving grace for the species, which is listed as critically endangered.
Only about 15,000 Galapagos tortoises remain in the world, which is down from 200,000 in the 19th Century.
Good job, Dirk. Father of the year. We hope the child support payments don't sting too much.